Dear Sir or Madam (aka the Monsters who have misplaced my camera and blamed my mind),
I do not appreciate this terrible trick. I am beginning to feel a bit on the off side. I am sure that one of you have run off to Nantucket with my camera. I do not in any way shape or form appreciate this. I have finished my nighty and I am quite enthusiastic about showing it off and you are prohibiting me from doing so. I have now begun the Le Slouch from Knit and Tonic and I would love to show all of my faithful ones my progress, but you in your decite are keeping me from doing so. Please return my camera to a spot that is easily seen in my house in my personal various states of wakeness. You may return it with fun photos of your trip to the coast and interesting people that you met there so that I may make up stories about them…that should be a good time for all.
Thank you,
The Cameraless Photographer (…again)
ok. i will bring my old digital to grandma’s house later. you can use it. it’s just sitting there. lonely and alone.